Maycon Dip

There’s no way to dress this up, so let’s call a spade a spade:

It’s BACON MAYONNAISE. No, not the stuff you get in a jar. No, we’re talking 1/4 cup of mayo mixed with three strips of chopped bacon. You see, sometimes the stars align and two glorious foodstuffs are brought together to create one colossal mega condiment which changes your life. And your pant size.

I’m not going to lie… This was absolutely amazing on an artichoke.

But eventually you’re going to run out of leafs, and then what are you supposed to do!?

Cut up the artichoke heart and add it to the dip! Oh yea, you KNOW I went there!!!

Delicious? Yes. Buying new jeans tomorrow? YES.